Review : Jason X (2001)

This is it, folks ! I am concluding my Friday the 13th marathon with the final installment: Jason X, directed by James Isaac and released in 2001. It has been close to a decade since the last Jason film and the sole purpose of this new entry was for New Line Cinema to retain the rights while Freddy VS Jason was in development. And what do you do when you run out of ideas ? You send your main character in space, of course !

In the early 2000’s, Jason Voorhees is captured and held by the government in a secret facility, thr Crystal Lake Research Facility (what the hell is that and where does it come from and why do they keep inventing nonsense like this ?). After several failed attempts at killing Jason, a scientist decides to put him in cryogenic suspension. However, the government has other plans and wants to study Jason’s abilities. Of course, Jason escaped and kills everyone except the scientist who manages to trap him in a cryogenic chamber. However, Jason manages to stab her, compromising the integrity of the chamber and freezing them both. This is just the opening sequence and it is quite fun and promises an interesting story. There is also a cameo from director David Cronenberg (what’s he doing here, I have no clue). I genuinely thought it was a good opening sequence.

Fast forward 400 years into the future and we meet a group of archaeology students find the bodies of Jason and Rowan (the scientist) and bring them back to their spaceship, which is on route to Earth II. Withe their super advanced technology, they manage to revive Rowan who warns them about Jason….but it’s already too late. The rest of the film is about Jason killing (almost) everybody on board.

While Jason X is not a good movie by any means, it is a huge improvement over the shitfest that was Jason Goes To Hell. First, Jason is actually in the movie. A lot. A Jason film starring Jason ? Thank you, New Line, for finally understanding that the main character is actually an essential part of the franchise !! Jason X has something that, despite its many flaws, makes it work : it knows what it is and doesn’t take itself seriously. While the jokes don’t always land, the film is filled with humor, sometimes intentional, sometimes not.

While the acting is bad and the majority of the lines is cringe-worthy, the cast seems to be having fun. Unlike the previous entry, Jason X is actually really fun and entertaining. Once Jason wakes up from his stase (for reasons unknown since it took complicated equipment to revive Rowan when Jason simply wakes up), there’s a kill every 5 minutes. While most are very simple, a few do stand out especially the first one on the ship where Jason puts a female scientist’s head in liquid nitrogen and then smashes her face into pieces against the table. This scene is awesome.

The characters, young students all obsessed with sex, don’t have much personality or intelligence. But, there’s so many of them that it gives plenty of victims for our friend, Jason. Unfortunately, I do have an issue with the look of pre Uber Jason. He looked terrible in Jason Goes To Hell but here, they didn’t get anything right : the mask is terrible, there is barely any make-up and you can clearly see Kane Hodder under the mask. He might be the worst looking Jason in the entire franchise. However, when he becomes Uber Jason, get ready for an extreme level of badass Jason. I love the design of Uber Jason, he looks amazing and I wish we got more of him in the film.

There is another scene that stands out, in the final act. The remaining survivors create an holographic simulation of Crystal Lake to distract Jason. There, he meets two female campers who claim to love alcohol, drugs and pre-marital sex. A fun hommage to the famous Friday the 13th formula. Of course, this turns on Jason’s “destroy horny teenagers” mode and he kills both by bashing them in their sleeping bags, another nod to a famous kill in the franchise. The scene is silly but really fun to watch.

Many people despise Jason X, but after watching Jason Goes To Hell, I like this final installment even more. Is it bad ? Yes, absolutely. But at least, it’s extremely entertaining and at this point, this is all I wanted. And there’s Uber Jason. Who in their right mind can dislike Uber Jason ? Check out the film, you’ll have a fun time.

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